Whats new with stu

Oct 2024: FOGERTY BEEF????

In a recent interview, stu cook revealed that him and fogerty were NOT on good terms, saying how he hated fogertys control for the group. This statement sprouted controversy, with people saying the band wouldn't be the same without his control. What do you think?

2/7/25 Stu's house hits the market!

In Febuary of 2025, Stu Cook's custom florida home went on the market for 9.9 MILLION DOLLARS! I'd say its worth it, as Stu lived there, and for the low low price of 9.9 million, you can too!

4/25/25: HAPPY 80th BIRTHDAY STU

Stu Cook celebrates his 80th birthday! Cheers to the birthday boy!

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10/24/25: NEW STU COOK ALBUM?????

An unreleased album from a supergroup, called Jackdawg, has just released! The band was a supergroup between John McFee, Keith Knudsen, and our goat Stu Cook! I haven't listened to it yet, but I bet its AWESOME!!!!!!

1/12/26: WE GOT A DOMAIN!!!

After spending like 20 bucks, we, as in I, got a domain! As a dedicated Stu fan, I am burning *generously using* this cash to show my appreciation! This will bite me in the ass in about a year, so expect a 50 dollar debt!

1/19/26: Stu cook becomes the OFFICIAL copywrite owner of the Dilberito?!

Since the passing of Scott Adams, Stu Cook has purchased the copyright rights to the Dilberito! His current intentions are unsure, but I am positive that he will only do good!

1/21/26: Stu cook has become the president of the Wensleydale Cheese!

The Wensleydale Cheese Company has announced that Stu Cook is the NEW president of the company! Stu has announced that he is releasing a new cheese called "Have You Cheddar Cheese The Rain?"

1/25/26: Stu Cook SOLD his house to Tel Aviv ISREAL!!!!!

We don't know why or how, but after almost a YEAR of selling, Stu has sold his house to Benjamin Netanyahu for $13.86 cents. He only recieved $13.85 since they stopped making pennies. The house is being airlifted to Tel Aviv on the 27th. When asked, stu said he was "Rather Pleased" with the interaction, saying he "Got more than he paid for when he bought the house." What do you think?

1/28/26: Stu Cook is making PORN!

1/30/26: Stu Cook has brought the Dodo Bird OUT OF EXTINCTION!

Stu Cook has made a scientific BREAKTHROUGH with the revival of THE DODO BIRD! While his house was being airlifted, a Dodo bird fossil was found in the crater of where his home once was! It reportedly had intact tissues and DNA. He brought the fossil to his SECRET LAB, where he was able to clone 50 COPIES of the bird, bringing it OUT OF EXTINCTION!! When asked, he said "Its nothing really." What do you think?

2/5/26: Stu Cook announces Microsoft Office Stu Cook Edition!

Stu Cook, who is the President of Wensleydale Cheese, Owner of Dilberito, Friend of Benjamin Netanyahu, Ameture Porn Maker, Saver of all Dodo Birds, And Bassist of Creedence Clearwater Revival, Has revealed that he is partnering up Microsoft to create "Microsoft Office Stu Cook Edition" Exciting :DDDDDD

2/29/26: Stu Cook has made 2026 A LEAP YEAR!!!!

Porn maker and Dilberito owner Stu Cook has expanded his god like status by making 2026 a leap year! It is now the 29th of February thanks to Dodo Bird SAVIOR Stu Cook. Enjoy the longer month fellas!

3/4/26 Stu LEAVES his wife for his true love Doug "Cosmo" Clifford!

Stu Cook has officially DIVORCED his wife Dana to marry DOUG CLIFFORD! In an interview with Bassist Interviewers inc. he stated "It just felt right, I mean have you ever SEEN the Doug?" The wedding is to happen March 28th, so be there or be SQUARE!

works cited

Risch, Ruby. “Album Review of “Jackdawg” by John McFee, Stu Cook, Keith Knudsen (7/10).”
Music Connection Magazine - Informing Music People since 1977 - Music Information - Music Education - Music Industry News,
24 Oct. 2025, www.musicconnection.com/album-review-of-jackdawg-by-john-mcfee-stu-cook-keith-knudsen-7-10. Accessed 5 Nov. 2025.

Golden Stars. “Stu Cook SHOCKS Fans with His Revelation about John Fogerty.” YouTube, 24 Oct. 2024,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeSai7HQfXY. Accessed 5 Nov. 2025.

“Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Stu Cook Has Listed His Sarasota Waterfront Home.”
Sarasota Magazine, 5 Feb. 2025, www.sarasotamagazine.com/home-and-real-estate/2025/02/stu-cook-creedence-clearwater-revival-sarasota-home.
Accessed 5 Nov. 2025.

In case it wasnt totally obvious, every post after 1/12/26 is satire. These articles are made to entertain, and shouldnt be taken as fact. Stu didn't do any of these miraculous deeds.